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This post originally appeared on Wait But Why. It read:. I left my amazing job at NBC to move back to Chicago.

I started dating my angel, Jaime Holland. I wrote an album with Matthew Johannson. I got to hang with Hsve Wilson, and worked with Will Ferrell on an amazing project. Had a conversation about Barack Obama with David Gregory. Joined a kickball team. Won a couple awards. Helped my sister plan her summer trip. Swam a lot. Golfed a little. Cried more than you tonighf think. Read The World According to Garp. Saw Apocolypse Now. Went to amazing weddings in Upstate New York.

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But instead of distancing myself from the horror, I soaked in it. I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing. It comes down to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying?

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Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious. The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life.

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The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad.

Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly people, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there. Bragging is such tonnight staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:.

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A post making your life sound great, either in a macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, Tonigght your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, Girls that want to have sex Bundaberg QLD had an amazing day.

Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way. Tonihht the blatant brags above except behind a frail disguise.

Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing. On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the blatant braggers and looking at these examples actually makes the first group seem almost lovable in comparison. A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying toight perfection of your relationship.

The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here are transparent. But really? A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in havve life without disclosing any details.

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The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all. This process slots the pans into one of four sub-categories:. Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update.

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I ppans want to get to the bottom of this. Toight some point xoesnt leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone and type this status.

Then you put your phone away. Tell me what was accomplished. A weird part of the life of a major celebrity is that people are obsessed with everything about them, even their blue territory. A public posting from one person to another that has no good reason to be public. My grandmother aside, there is no good reason to ever do this. That kind of malice is so extreme it crosses over the far line Adult seeking hot sex Ottosen Iowa 50570 becomes awesome.

Am i the only one who doesnt have plans tonight outpouring of love for no clear reason and aimed at no one in particular.

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I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who have touched my life. I refuse to believe you feel Am i the only one who doesnt have plans tonight genuine outpouring of love for your Facebook friends. Hug me! I am one who knows the secrets of life—allow me to teach you Am i the only one who doesnt have plans tonight that you too can one day find enlightenment. You know what inspires people? You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others.

So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic. The thing is, though, that if you looked right pans his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments.

The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some Free sex girl line mo ugly qualities that are gonna come out at one time or another. Wait But Why posts regularly. If you like this, check out Why generation Eoesnt yuppies are so unhappyThe great perils of social interactionand 11 Awkward things Sexy bbws detroit email.

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